Surprise, surprise… the new version of EA Sports award-winning football series, FIFA 12, is supposed to be amazing. There’s a bunch of new features, like this “player impact engine” shown here. But from what I have heard the names of the new features don’t really do the amazing improvements of the game justice. Guess we’ll all just have to wait until release date. But really, after all the shenanigans with FIFA this week this game should really contain no actual football and just be a first person about Sepp Blatter trying to take over the world. Or it should be a lot more like Grand Theft Auto where you can create your own FIFA exec and have him go to strip clubs and fight Andrew Jennings outside of airports. Yeah, I think I’ll get on the phone with EA Sports if all this artificial intelligence mumbo-jumbo doesn’t pan out.